Thursday, March 29, 2012

Become and Engineer-eteer!

 
Hey y'all!

This is Rabbit, coming to you live from my computer, on official Steam
Powered Giraffe business. The gang and I are excited to announce that
the future has arrived and we think you'll love it as much as we do!

We've teamed up with Patronism.com to bring you an insider's look into
our whole creative process, and a way to keep the engines running on
all our steam powered adventures, past, present and future.

Introducing... the Steam Powered Giraffe Engineer-eteers!

When you become an Engineer-eteer, we'll start stoking the coals of
creativity together. You can track the progress of our new album and
DVD, watch private video blogs from our members, and get complete
access to our entire song library, including lyrics, chords, artwork,
and behind-the-scenes information on how we bring it all together...
all while personally ensuring all these projects and visions make it
out of our heads and into the great big world!

And the world is big... it can be a cold, unforgiving place for a robot.

Even with full steam power, we'd have to sell 12,388 tracks
per month on iTunes to make minimum wage (for one of us), or 4.5
million plays per month on Spotify to do the same. We are huge in our
heads, and tall in our shoes, but we admit... we're still a few months
away from accomplishing that steam powered goal.

On the other hoof, 120 Engineer-eteers at $10 a month will generate
more income than those other sites, every month. We can put all of it
directly into more creativity to give to you, and that you can give to
your friends. That seems more like the way it should be! An easy,
creative space for all of us to work together, and believe me... it
takes a whole army to keep the boilers burning!

An army of Engineer-eteers!

Does that sound like you? If so, click:
http://www.patronism.com/steampoweredgiraffe and we'll see you in the
Engineer-eteer's room!

Ever grateful,
Bunny Bennett